December 2009
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uhhh...
i just spent two hours of my morning researching wet and dry cat food, and enjoyed it.
my fate as a cat lady really is inevitable…
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fingers crossed
please…
powers above and all that might be, GIVE ME THIS LOFT.
it’s time for me to choke a bitch
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“you know who wears sunglasses inside? blind people and assholes.”
– larry david
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pushing buttons
so my sister and i got a santa photo done. my brother decided he couldn't take 2 minutes out of his day to participate in this family photo. when i generally talk to him about absolutely anything, i get insane backlash. this is what i deal with...
me: ok, so what did you get mom for christmas?
bro: i'm going to have to retake corse and waste 300$ on this corse
me: sister and i finished our shopping for everyone!
bro: i'm getting a better picture
me: ?
bro: where can i take a portrait shots. i am getting a huge photo of myself.
me: where?
bro: dressed super nice. in a plane back ground. idk. ur the photographer. i have a final in 2 hours were is wat iam asking you so i need to start studying son. i'm at school already
me: i dunno where to take portraits
bro: you guys really don't reealize how tough my program is fuck
me: we got a santa copy for grandma too
bro: what about that photo as a family like 10 years ago
me: that was from sears, and that was terrible
bro: well wtf. idk. i don't have fucking time for shit. i am in the middle of finals wtf do you want from me i am free for a month now idk how you couldn't wait till today i am done at 3 fucken fag
me: i'm not saying anything. i don't know why you have your panties jammed up your ass for...
bro: cause now i gotta fucken go
me: i didn't say it's your fault
bro: and you were rushing me
me: i haven't said anything
bro: and everyone was bitching and you didn't wait for me
me: you're the one getting all deffensive
bro: cause i really wanted to do a picture! BECAUSE u FUCKEN DIDN'T WAIT FOR MY EXAMS yoru like santa is not gunna be there SUNDAY NOLY ONLY putting pressure on myself
me: well you could have taken 2 minutes, it literally took 2 minutes. you take 2 minutes to go to the gym.
bro: fuck u seriously fucken selfish bitches
me: you're selfish with time
bro: I HAVN'T BEEN TO THE GYM in 2 WEEKS CAUSE I HAVE BEEN STUDING FOR EXAMS FUCKEN BITCH. bro signed out.
“I’m gonna get drunk and play some video games ‘til my eyes bleed.”
– - charlie kelly (via fuckyeahalwayssunny)
this literally is my life
pa pa power
still in love despite who’s...
passed vs. past
weezer blue album, all morning.
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me: i'm stressed out
boss: coffee and some chocolate should calm the nerves, it works for me.
me: i already have one half of that covered!
boss: but i only have the dark kind, sorry! haha.
me: ewww
[both of us continue to talk about reports]
boss: by the way, it was dark chocolate i was refering to.
me: i know!
[awwwwkward]
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