January 2010
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LEGZ
LEGZ LEGZ LEGZZZZZ
and dancing tonight!
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topsy tail
yeah, i wore that shit out today.
badminton
i test toys for a living. so i'm testing some toys are work...
big boss: ohhhh badminton! my favourite!
me: haha yeah
big boss: hey, you know what they call that thing?
me: huh? what?
big boss: the thing you hit around?
me: uhhhhhh
big boss: a shuttle cock!
me: ohhhh
big boss: yeah, shhhhhhuttle cock!
me: i thought it was called a birdie?
big boss: don't ask how i know this...
me: i wont
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overhurrrd
i'm having coffee at starbucks and there are people meeting with a wedding planner behind me.
wedding planner: so, have you thought about music?
woman: yeah we want a dj, but the guy we want is booked for like, two years.
wedding planner: ohhh i know who you're talking about! he won wedding dj of the year!
woman: yeah, that's the guy!
wedding planner: i know a few others i could suggest.
woman: well, i've been searching on the internet...
wedding planner: ohhh... [leans in and whispers] you know... you need to be very careful.
woman: why is that?
wedding planner: [still whispering] i hate to say this... [looks around] but most dj's are slime balls...
me: AMEN!
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help me
i desperately need a new outfit. i’m going all legz on friday.
look for the sasquatch asian standing 6ft tall.
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ONE WEEK
movin’ movin’ movin’
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sweet
people keep feeding me cupcakes and cookies at work… it’s impossible to stick to my new diet. the fat girl inside me can never say NO.
nom nom nom
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fuck
papercuts
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no life, for life
yesterday went like this:
1) passport office from 10:00 - 11:30 2) food / travel from 11:30 - 1:00 3) the sims 3 from 1:00 - wheneverthefuck
yeah, fake life reigns superior.
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