January 2011
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ughhh
these random bouts of nausea are pissing me off… they better fucking stop.
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i just
ordered pizza hut, and rolled a joint. now i have to wait for the pizza…
THIS IS TORTURE.
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super greasy while tormenting my cat
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FYI
i just had the best everything bagel with cream cheese ever. it had huge chunks of garlic sprinkled on top, and now a shitload of these garlic pieces are stuck in my teeth. i want to be annoyed about it, but the reality is i like sitting here trying to remove them with my tongue. they’re so tasty! it’s like a never ending snack.
also, spinach cream cheese (with chunks of tomato,...
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there is something important you must know about...
I DON’T LIKE HARRY POTTER.
FUCK YA’LL.
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it’s like fucking a piece of paper. like, literally cutting a hole in a...
– co-worker (on paper thin girls)
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