GPOYW - when i was young edition
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Wednesday, 23rd December
yesterday i told you that the only thing i wanted for my birthday, was a cat birthday cake. i stand by that statement.
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Friday, 19th February
we are all just so asian. well, i am. actually.
i’m so asian too, and pale like a geisha!
jazmine: ONE // sun: ZERO
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Monday, 22nd March
normal
- here is an example of a completely normal text conversation between me and my best friend.
- me: ya, then she can hangout in opensore's herpes hole
- steph: haha, i find the puss and crust really show the space. you know, the square footage in this vagina is unreal!
- me: i mean, i think i could get use to the wind tunnel effect in here. once another outbreak occus, it'll get filled right back up! either way, the wind tunnel effect really is just a reminder of how big this place is! and the scent... it's like my own! dark and smelly...
- steph: yeah, you know with this damp atmosphere it's pretty much like a shower, and all the sand is a good exfoliant too. you know i feel good, clean. all the medicated cream too, really helps out with the common cold.
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Friday, 26th March
