i have a friend who has very questionable taste in women and this weekend was no exception. for example, we went out once and he disappeared with what we thought was a cougar, turns out it was a grandma. in the morning he wakes up in cambridge ontario, after fucking this grandma and drivnig drunk there from downtown toronto. while at her place he proceeds to eat breakfast with her daughter and grandchildren and eventually has to take the greyhound bus home.
this weekend he decides he’s into 300 pound chicks. he finds one at the club, fist pumps out and goes to get it on with this broad. he comes back home at 4:00am and is white as a ghost. turns out while trying to get it on with this huge fat chick he passes out, she calls an ambulance because she thinks he’s dead, and he wakes up to a whale in his face and a paramedic furiously shaking him.
i guess in times of distress, your body shuts off?
LOLZ
Wow…This guy is my hero.
Amen dude, Toronto does rule. The violent protesters sucked and this guy fought for our current rights.
As much as i’m just as tired as everyone else about the G20 bullshit, this video needs to be watched.
i agree, i am so sick of this G20 shit… but this made my heart ache.
